Even Water?!?

Dear Bean:
You are causing me some pretty serious heartburn lately and I don't like it. So I think you should do anything you can to make it stop. I don't even like 1/2 of my favorite foods that I used to and I'm taking the maximum amount of Tums that I'm allowed to in a day! Even WATER causes my heartburn.
Some people say it means that you will be born with lots of hair. I have heard some truth behind that too, that the hair growth hormone stimulates heartburn, but I highly doubt you'll be born with a head of hair. It'd be a shocker if you did.
My other complaint is my back. It's really starting to hurt if I am in one position for too long. Like while at work (at a desk) it'll start to hurt, or in the car on the way to or from work (45 minute drive) or at night while trying to sleep. But I have made an appointment to go to the chiropractor next Monday so hopefully they can fix me up!
Behave in there Bean! Love you!
Love,
Mom
P.S. Are you loving the Chinese for lunch today? It's super spicy isn't it?! (And I wonder where my heartburn comes from.....)